As A Public Service...

I feel compelled to dispel an ugly (okay, not ugly at all, very lovely, in fact) rumor...



This is a photo circulating the net which is allegedly of the latest pop icon, Katy Perry, buck nekkid...





















And this is unmistakeably the singer of the mega-hit "I Kissed A Girl"





















After careful examination, I have concluded that the former picture is in fact not of Ms. Perry, not unless she recently had both a nose job and a boob job. My sources inform me that Ms. Perry has a size 32 D bust, and in my expert opinion, (okay, so I'm not really an expert on women's breasts, but I'm definitely an enthusiastic amateur), the aforementioned former beauty is at least a 34.

Now, if the divine Ms. Perry wishes to forward her own nude photos for comparison of said breasts, I'll be more than happy to conduct a rigorous analysis.

Just doing my duty as a citizen...