He's cured!!! After only three weeks!
In case you didn't know, or knew but simply had forgotten, Rev. Ted Haggard, formerly of the New Life Church in Colorado Springs and the National Association of Evangelicals, got busted hanging out with a gay prostitute and doing crystal meth last year.
But he's much better now.
Seems that after only three weeks of intensive counseling, Rev. Haggard is now completely heterosexual. He's cured! Cured! Praise Jesus!!!
This is revolutionary. James Dobson has bragged about how homosexuals can overcome their perversions, but after only three weeks? These guys outta bottle that stuff and sell it!
Rev. Tim Ralph, a spokesman for the four ministers, says Haggard underwent intensive counseling at an "undisclosed Arizona treatment center." Wow. Stuck in the desert with four other guys? If I were gay, that would sure as hell cure me.
Interestingly, I haven't found much about the qualifications of any of these ministers or about this treatment center. Rev. Ralph, in addition to his duties at the New Covenant Fellowship in Larkspur, IS a volunteer Larkspur fireman, which I'm sure is helpful.
Who knew going ex-gay was so simple that non-qualified non-professionals could get someone to break the habit?
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Oh JT - have no doubt that he'll be selling "it." His "cure."
ReplyDeleteOnce again, the Reverend completely misses the point and apologizes for hte wrong thing. No one should ever have to apologize for being homosexual. His preachings could have pushed homosexual teens to suicide and dispair. Listening to him, families felt justified throwing their homosexual kids out on the street. That's what he should be apologizing for.
Instead, he'll be shilling snake oil.
Jill