Anyway, the ADF has pored over every single episode of "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy," "Will And Grace," and the entire TV catalog for Ellen DeGeneris and Rosie O'Donnell, and they've conclusively ferreted out the Homosexual Agenda.
All the insidious details are here.
Pay special attention to the red and black boxes at the bottom of the page.
Abolish/redefine marriage, which has always been a unique, opposite-sex bond that is common across different times, cultures, and religions as a virtually universal norm.
TRUE. The norm has always been that marriage is a property right; ownership and division of land and goods, including wives and children, forging of politically and economically beneficial alliances, and ensuring that such property and business rights are perpetuated through the generations, namely by making babies to inherit those rights.
In most of these cultures, women are and have been subject to the whims and wishes of their husbands, with no rights of their own to own property or be individuals, or to even object if their husbands wish to take additional wives or even abandon them.
Inhibit free speech and free exercise of religion.
I've done a little research on the legal and theological issues here, and I think what the ADF is trying to say is that they want to still be able to yell, "God Hates Fags" whenever and wherever they want. Therefore, this one's probably TRUE, too.
Stigmatize Opponents
This one's probably TRUE, as well. Sauce for the goose, and all that.
Eliminate tax-exempt status for non-conforming religious organizations.
I have no idea where they got this one. I've asked a few gay friends if they're really pushing for this, and I got several "You gotta be kidding me" laughs, two "Oh brother" eye rolls, and one "What the fuck are you talking about" blank stare.
However, if it's true, you can understand why the Holy Terrors have their knickers in such a collective bunch. Pay taxes? The horror!
And of course, the ultimate goal:
NORMALIZE SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIPS
OH, THE HUMANITY! THEY WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!!! How insidious! How unspeakable! How degenerate!
And it's TRUE. One hundred percent. Or, as one of my gay friends put it, "We want people to leave us the fuck alone."
So, I suppose we should thank the ADF for bringing this to the forefront. Good work, guys.
So you want us to leave you the f--alone, eh? Then why do you force us to witness your displays of "gayness" (i.e. TV shows, store displays, parades, T-shirt, "pride" events, indoctrination of children in public schools, indoctrination of employees, forcing taxpayers to pay for your benefits, go through "diversity training," etc. etc.)And yes, you are forcing it on the rest of us; if we don't comply, you call us a "bigot." But you go on fooling yourself that you're somehow "tolerant." What a joke.
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